Everyone in mainstream fitness likes to talk about lines, so here’s the next big craze! Have you heard about it? It’s called the “idiot line.” It has to do with the line that is between someone’s ears. Unfortunately, if the person pays lots of attention to the mainstream fitness industry, this space is often empty. So we can shoot an arrow through this gap and they won’t notice a thing. They’ll be too busy reading about the latest line or gap, forgetting that obsessing over the mermaid line got them nothing, as did the thigh gap, the bikini bridge, etc. But I’m sure the new “armor line” will really get them in shape this time! (not likely)